Beach Boys walk into a bar:
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
My views on sexuality
If you’re gay, that’s cool If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re bisexual, that’s cool If you’re pansexual, that’s cool If you’re straight, that’s cool If you’re not sure, that’s cool If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
my favorite anime is Cowboy Bippityboppitybeepzop →
heyfunniest: every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
To people who actually go on my blog.
lesbianhottie: you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
onedirection: i can’t help that i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina