I was playing Hanging With Friends on my boyfriend’s old phone. I was so sad when I couldn’t use a Pokemon name.

Hear My Prayer chocolates are now at your local Dollar Tree! Hahahahaha!

Either Justin or I took this photo. I thought it was funny.

Jersey Shore Episode 8 Season 1, after Jwoww hits him the face after getting her escorted out of the club in Atlantic City. He really really pisses me off.

The male gender really fucking confuses me/pisses me off sometimes.

That’s just how we roll, man.

Gosh, he really is the best thing ever. :]

This guy dances to the beat perfectly..well except the ending, but it’s funny to watch. XD

Tips on getting me horny:

1. Walk up to me from behind when I least expect it, grab my breasts, and tease my nipples.

2. Bite and kiss my neck and shoulders, gently at first, then harder.

3. Rub that hard cock of yours against my ass through our clothes, up and down, verrrrry slowwwly.

4. If you reach down and rub that magical button called the clitoris through my pants/skirt/shorts/underwear, I am absolutely DESTROYED.

By now you should have secret powers like this:

I be trollin on Dylan’s FB status. No big deal. Just tryna find my future wifey.

Shane being super adorable and pulling me out of depression 2 nights ago. :3 I’ve never (sort of) met anyone so perfect.

This is all I want in life, right now. :3

What else can I say to these sweet words? :3

This is too fun. I do wish I had better fonts to use. :]